1. mvlans:

    when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like


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  2. "Is your older brother hot"
    — Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

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  3. Katy Perry discography + track listings. 


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  4. unclefather:

    there are so many groots

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  6. vanjalen:

    95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

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  7. shingeki-no-mass-effect:


    realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

    it would be some kind of baby monster

    i would have to look after it

    The true horror: responsibility

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  8. neptunain:

    does anyone else remember this picture because it’s still my favorite thing

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  9. highkeygay:

    wake up open the curtains


    take a shower then dry my hair


    come down stairs ready for breakfast


    greet the mailman


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  10. dutchster:

    [on a date]
    hey do you mind if we go dutch on this one?
    "of course not!"
    *puts on wooden shoes*
    *lights a big joint*
    *leaves on bicycle*

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  11. heidiblairmontag:



    Single serving Comunion

    jesus 2 go 

    prepackaged and processed for your sins 

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  12. tealwig:

    So excited for AHS freak show

    (Source: toastradamus, via grand-old-porpoise)

  13. f-ftw:




    fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

    his head disappears omg

    bless this post

    Holy shit hahaha

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  15. cassieblack:





    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "Wanna bet?"

    "Scared, Potter?"

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