1. kittenpatches:

    If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

    (Source: molebucks, via xbowtiesx)

     
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  3. katara:

    i’m not racist i love chinese food 

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  4. Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.

    whatshouldtheatrecallme:

    everdeen13:

    Reblog if you enjoy theatre.

    Any musical.

    Any straight play.

    If there is a single one you like, reblog.

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    (via a-wild-andrew-appeared)

     
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  8. colincakes:

    i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

    (Source: stimulations, via jaelion)

     

  9. jenoshmellark:

    When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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    (via xbowtiesx)

     

  10. I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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    (via xbowtiesx)

     
  11. gravityeye:

    NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

    (Source: darrenaronofskyed, via xbowtiesx)

     

  12. camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

    aqualateral:

    back to school commercials

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    back to school commercials after graduation

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    (via a-wild-andrew-appeared)

     

  13. caelas:

    saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

     
  14. lifehackable:

    Everyone needs to see this video

    (Source: youtube.com, via xbowtiesx)

     
  15. awwww-cute:

    Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

    (via jaelion)